Just an Acupuncturist, No Worries! ☆

 

One day, I bring Agnes Tachyon to the infirmary for a checkup.

 


???

Oh! A custo—I mean, a student! Hello!

 


???

Are you hurt? Sick? Stressed? Whatever it is, I treat it all!

 
Selection

Who are you?!

 


???

Well, considering you're at the academy infirmary, I'd say that makes me your trusty school nurse! Yup, just your average school employee!

 
Selection

...No you aren't?

 


???

Ahaha! Guess there's no fooling you. I suppose I should start by giving you my name.

 


???

Ahem! Allow me to introduce myself!

 


???

I am the (likely) savior of all Umamusume, the (self-proclaimed) legendary acupuncturist with the magic touch...

 


Sasami Anshinzawa

The one and only Sasami Anshinzawa! See? No worries! ☆

 
Selection

...

 


Agnes Tachyon

...Ngh. There's a limit to how shady one can be, and this person goes well beyond it.

 


Sasami Anshinzawa

Gosh! You sure seem worried! ☆

 


Sasami Anshinzawa

No matter! No matter! We've made our introductions, so lie down and let me put these needles to work!

 


Agnes Tachyon

Huh? Do you plan on injecting some kind of chemical into me? I'm willing if that's the case... though it does seem a bit abrupt.

 


Sasami Anshinzawa

Hahaha! No need to be scared! All I'm going to do is slip these extraordinary needles precisely into your chakra points.

 


Sasami Anshinzawa

Then voilà, presto! Something indescribable will happen!

 
Selection

(This is indescribably sketchy...)

 


Sasami Anshinzawa

And let me assure you, there's absolutely nothing sketchy about this at all! It's never gone anything less than perfectly!

 


Sasami Anshinzawa

...For my master.

 
Selection

For your master?! What about for you?!

 


Sasami Anshinzawa

Don't fret! This is my first time, so technically, I've never failed a patient either!

 


Sasami Anshinzawa

And it's not like I have no experience! I spent ten years under a legendary master, fetching dri—I mean, training!

 


Sasami Anshinzawa

See? No worries! ☆

 
Selection

(We need to get outta here, stat!)

There's no way we're doing this. I take Agnes Tachyon and head for the door, when...

 


Sasami Anshinzawa

W-wait! Where are you going?!

 


Sasami Anshinzawa

You're Agnes Tachyon, aren't you?! The researcher trying to push beyond the limits of Umamusume-kind in the pursuit of ultimate speed!

 
Selection

You've heard of her?

 


Sasami Anshinzawa

Have I heard of her? Of course I have! I'm a big fan!

 


Sasami Anshinzawa

That's precisely why I'm here! To give you my support! Let me help you!

 


Sasami Anshinzawa

Just give me a chance! Pleeease!

 


Agnes Tachyon

Ahahaha! This looks to be quite amusing! What do you say, Trainer?

 


Sasami Anshinzawa

Please! Pretty please with a carrot on top! I'll even let you choose which chakra I activate!

 


Sasami Anshinzawa

I'm sure I won't mess up!

 


Sasami Anshinzawa

Well... pretty sure.

 
Selection

Pretty sure?!

 


Sasami Anshinzawa

I mean, it's on the sure side! That's good, right? Anyway, don't get hung up on the details!

 


Sasami Anshinzawa

Let's get to the good stuff! Which chakra should I activate? Do you want a boost to your abilities? Your health? Or maybe your charm?

I smell danger in the air, but I figure there might—and I emphasize might—be a chance of getting something special out of this treatment.

What should we do?

Activate the strength chakra.

 


Sasami Anshinzawa

I see, I see. So you want me to activate the strength chakra?

 


Sasami Anshinzawa

Then let's get started! Are you ready? There's no going back after!

Go ahead.
Branch continues
Reconsider.
Go to Reconsidering

 


Sasami Anshinzawa

All right, leave it to me! Time to locate that chakra! Ollie, ollie, oxen free!

 

 


Sasami Anshinzawa

Now, just relaaax... See? No worries! ☆

 


Sasami Anshinzawa

Aaand poke!

 


Agnes Tachyon

...!

50%: Success

 

Puncture Perfect!

 


Agnes Tachyon

Heh-heh... hehehe...

 


Agnes Tachyon

AHAHAHA! Wonderful! I feel truly invigorated!

 


Sasami Anshinzawa

Gasp... You're kidding... It actually worked?!

 


Sasami Anshinzawa

No waaay! I can't believe it! I'm a total genius!

Agnes Tachyon is overflowing with so much power she's almost unrecognizable!

We took a chance and it paid off! This is a great leap toward achieving our goal!

Speed went up by 20.
Stamina went up by 20.
Power went up by 20.
Guts went up by 20.
Wit went up by 20.
50%: Failure

 

 


Agnes Tachyon

...Ugh.

 


Agnes Tachyon

Hey, Trainer. Come carry me, right now. Scratch all my plans for today. I'm going to sleep. And when I say sleep, I mean sleeep...

Agnes Tachyon's condition deteriorates rapidly.

 


Sasami Anshinzawa

So... That's that, I guess...

 


Sasami Anshinzawa

Well, would you look at the time? I should get going! Bye! ☆

I should've known better than to test our luck. I'm not the one suffering, yet I'm full of regret.

Mood went down. (-2)
Speed went down by 15.
Stamina went down by 15.
Power went down by 15.
Guts went down by 15.
Wit went down by 15.
Afflicted with Night Owl.
Activate the winning chakra.

 


Sasami Anshinzawa

I see, I see. So you want me to activate the winning chakra?

 


Sasami Anshinzawa

Then let's get started! Are you ready? There's no going back after!

Go ahead.
Branch continues
Reconsider.
Go to Reconsidering

 


Sasami Anshinzawa

All right, leave it to me! Time to locate that chakra! Ollie, ollie, oxen free!

 

 


Sasami Anshinzawa

Now, just relaaax... See? No worries! ☆

 


Sasami Anshinzawa

Aaand poke!

 


Agnes Tachyon

...!

60%: Success

 

Puncture Perfect!

 


Agnes Tachyon

Heh-heh... hehehe...

 


Agnes Tachyon

AHAHAHA! Wonderful! I feel truly invigorated!

 


Sasami Anshinzawa

Gasp... You're kidding... It actually worked?!

 


Sasami Anshinzawa

No waaay! I can't believe it! I'm a total genius!

I can sense a huge improvement in Agnes Tachyon's skills!

We took a chance and it paid off! This is a great leap toward achieving our goal!

Obtained   Corner Recovery ○ Corner Recovery ○

Slightly recover endurance on a corner with efficient turning.
.
Obtained   Straightaway Recovery Straightaway Recovery

Slightly recover endurance on a straight.
.
40%: Failure

 

 


Agnes Tachyon

...Ugh.

 


Agnes Tachyon

Hey, Trainer. Come carry me, right now. Scratch all my plans for today. I'm going to sleep. And when I say sleep, I mean sleeep...

Agnes Tachyon's condition deteriorates rapidly.

 


Sasami Anshinzawa

So... That's that, I guess...

 


Sasami Anshinzawa

Well, would you look at the time? I should get going! Bye! ☆

I should've known better than to test our luck. I'm not the one suffering, yet I'm full of regret.

Energy went down by 20.
Mood went down. (-2)
Activate the health chakra.

 


Sasami Anshinzawa

I see, I see. So you want me to activate the health chakra?

 


Sasami Anshinzawa

Then let's get started! Are you ready? There's no going back after!

Go ahead.
Branch continues
Reconsider.
Go to Reconsidering

 


Sasami Anshinzawa

All right, leave it to me! Time to locate that chakra! Ollie, ollie, oxen free!

 

 


Sasami Anshinzawa

Now, just relaaax... See? No worries! ☆

 


Sasami Anshinzawa

Aaand poke!

 


Agnes Tachyon

...!

80%: Success

 

Puncture Perfect!

 


Agnes Tachyon

Heh-heh... hehehe...

 


Agnes Tachyon

AHAHAHA! Wonderful! I feel truly invigorated!

 


Sasami Anshinzawa

Gasp... You're kidding... It actually worked?!

 


Sasami Anshinzawa

No waaay! I can't believe it! I'm a total genius!

Agnes Tachyon's entire body is radiating a healthy glow! She's the absolute picture of health!

We took a chance and it paid off! This is a great leap toward achieving our goal!

Max Energy went up by 12.
Energy recovered by 40.
Recovered from all negative conditions.
20%: Failure

 

 


Agnes Tachyon

...Ugh.

 


Agnes Tachyon

Hey, Trainer. Come carry me, right now. Scratch all my plans for today. I'm going to sleep. And when I say sleep, I mean sleeep...

Agnes Tachyon's condition deteriorates rapidly.

 


Sasami Anshinzawa

So... That's that, I guess...

 


Sasami Anshinzawa

Well, would you look at the time? I should get going! Bye! ☆

I should've known better than to test our luck. I'm not the one suffering, yet I'm full of regret.

Energy went down by 20.
Mood went down. (-2)
Afflicted with Practice Poor.
Activate the charm chakra.

 


Sasami Anshinzawa

I see, I see. So you want me to activate the charm chakra?

 


Sasami Anshinzawa

Then let's get started! Are you ready? There's no going back after!

Go ahead.
Branch continues
Reconsider.
Go to Reconsidering

 


Sasami Anshinzawa

All right, leave it to me! Time to locate that chakra! Ollie, ollie, oxen free!

 

 


Sasami Anshinzawa

Now, just relaaax... See? No worries! ☆

 


Sasami Anshinzawa

Aaand poke!

 


Agnes Tachyon

...!

90%: Success

 

Puncture Perfect!

 


Agnes Tachyon

Heh-heh... hehehe...

 


Agnes Tachyon

AHAHAHA! Wonderful! I feel truly invigorated!

 


Sasami Anshinzawa

Gasp... You're kidding... It actually worked?!

 


Sasami Anshinzawa

No waaay! I can't believe it! I'm a total genius!

Agnes Tachyon is overflowing with charm! She's bound to turn heads everywhere she goes!

We took a chance and it paid off! This is a great leap toward achieving our goal!

Energy recovered by 20.
Mood went up. (+1)
Acquired Charming ○.
10%: Failure

 

 


Agnes Tachyon

...Ugh.

 


Agnes Tachyon

Hey, Trainer. Come carry me, right now. Scratch all my plans for today. I'm going to sleep. And when I say sleep, I mean sleeep...

Agnes Tachyon's condition deteriorates rapidly.

 


Sasami Anshinzawa

So... That's that, I guess...

 


Sasami Anshinzawa

Well, would you look at the time? I should get going! Bye! ☆

I should've known better than to test our luck. I'm not the one suffering, yet I'm full of regret.

Energy went down by 10/20.
Mood went down. (-1)
May be afflicted with Practice Poor.
This is too sketchy. Let's quit while we still can.

 


Sasami Anshinzawa

Aw, c'mon! Don't be like that!

Decline.
Branch continues
Reconsider.
Go to Reconsidering

 


Tazuna Hayakawa

Hey! You there! I hope you know trespassers will be prosecuted!

 


Sasami Anshinzawa

Gah! I've been found out!

 


Sasami Anshinzawa

Welp, I'm outta here! ☆

 


Tazuna Hayakawa

Hey! Stop right there!

 


Agnes Tachyon

...Oh dear.

 


Agnes Tachyon

Well, betting on potential is customary for me. With that sorted, why don't we get back to our routine?

 
Selection

Agreed.

I'm curious who this Anshinzawa character really is, but there's no use ruminating over it. Best to forget about today and move on.

Energy recovered by 10.
Reconsidering (first or second time)

 


Sasami Anshinzawa

Had a change of heart, did you? No worries, it happens!

 


Sasami Anshinzawa

Go ahead and tell me which chakra you want me to activate, then!

Return to choice
Reconsidering (third time)

 


Sasami Anshinzawa

Well?! Don't leave us in suspense! Wait a second... How long have I been here?

 


Tazuna Hayakawa

Hey! You there! I hope you know trespassers will be prosecuted!

 


Sasami Anshinzawa

Gah! I've been found out!

 


Sasami Anshinzawa

Welp, I'm outta here! ☆

 


Tazuna Hayakawa

Hey! Stop right there!

The situation takes a sharp turn before I can make a decision.

What was that all about? Agnes Tachyon and I look at each other in bewilderment.

Event ends

Conversation (Bond Level 3+) I'll never forget the light in your eyes when you offered to be my trainer. How about now? ...Have they grown dim?
Conversation (Bond Level 3+) You may be my guinea pig, but you're also my assistant. No slacking off now, all right?
Conversation (Bond Level 3+) Trainer, rub my shoulders, clean up the place, and make some tea. Your role is to serve me, is it not?
Log in (New Year's Day) Happy New Year. Endeavor to stay health and continue to fulfill your role as a good little guinea pig this year.
Log in (Valentine's Day) My brain shares an inseverable link with sugar. Am I correct to presume that you have prepared some chocolate?
Log in (Valentine's Day & Bond Level 3+) I have prepared some chocolates containing my love and various other ingredients! Eat your fill, and then be sure to submit a report!
Log in (Tanabata) If Hikoboshi and Orihime were to cross the Milky Way to see each other... I wonder what speeds they would be traveling at.
Log in (Halloween) You don't have to decide between experiments and sweets. After all, you never had the right to choose to begin with!
Log in (Christmas) If the reindeer can travel the world in a night, then Santa and his sleigh must be tough enough to withstand great speeds... He would pose a grave threat if he was real.
Log in (Christmas & Bond Level 3+) I bought a cake to replenish my sugar levels. ...What's the matter? Hurry up and go get plates for two.
Log in (New Year's Eve) It's the end of the year already... Time seems to be passing by oddly fast since I acquired you, my guinea pig.
Log in (player's birthday) Your birthday? Hooray, hooray, congratulations! Happy birthday! How about we mark the occasion with a body modification experiment?
Log in (player's birthday) I'm so glad you were born into this world. It's not easy to find a guinea pig that doubles as an assistant, you know?
Log in (Umamusume's birthday) My birthday? ...Oh, I forgot about it. But thanks for letting me know—physical age can have a significant effect on experiments.
Log in (Umamusume's birthday & Bond Level 3+) I don't think you have anything to gain by celebrating my birthday... But strangely enough, it doesn't feel too bad.
Unread notifications Oh, it appears that some new information has arrived. Go review it at once.
Unreceived presents You've received a present. I wonder if it will be useful for my experiments?
Unclaimed missions Well, you've completed a mission! So what were the results? Have you noticed any changes to your body?
Event announcement They're preparing for an event, are they? It might be a good opportunity to gather some data. Let's investigate.
Event underway Seems like an event is underway. I would like to actively participate in order to gather information.
Conversation (casual outfit)
Conversation (casual outfit)
Conversation (casual outfit)
Log in (morning) Good morning, Trainer. Now, give me your arm. Let's start today with a blood test.
Log in (morning) Yawn... I made significant progress with my current research, and before I knew it, it was already morning... Yaaawn...
Log in (afternoon) I'm thinking of starting a new experiment this afternoon, but before that, would you mind going for a light ten-kilometer run?
Log in (afternoon) Have you finished lunch? I want to treat you to some tea. What? I assure you the flavor is normal. ...The flavor is, at least.
Log in (nighttime) If you can't sleep, I'll prepare a special medicine for you. Paying me back will be a nightmare, but hey! No worries!
Log in (nighttime) It's night, and I still can't detect any changes in your muscles, Trainer... Seems like the drug I gave you this morning was a failure. Ahh, what a shame!
Log in (spring) My heart is all aflutter seeing those fresh-faced Umamusume. I wonder if there are any good test subject candidates?
Log in (summer) There are a number of people I respect, but the person who invented air conditioning is the only one I want to send a thank-you letter to every year.
Log in (fall) Fall is the season of experiments... Heh-heh. ...Oh? Did I see you twitch just now? It could be convulsions. All right, time for an examination.
Log in (winter) I've prepared some cold medicine for you. Please take it as needed. If your body starts glowing, that means it's working.
Conversation Even if I try to experiment on her in secret, Cafe always finds out... Hmmm... I wonder if she has some special ability.
Conversation Tachyon means a "faster-than-light particle," but the goal I'm aiming for lies far beyond that.
Conversation I'm usually the observer, but when I'm with Digital, I experience what it feels like to be the one who's observed. It's quite novel.
Conversation Nothing dampens my enthusiasm more than doping. What I seek is a lasting speed... My drugs are merely a tool to explore our potential.
Conversation My family generally takes a hands-off approach to raising children. Thanks to that, I was able to immerse myself in research from a young age.
Conversation (Starting Future outfit) I was thinking of installing a recording medium into my outfit, but I wonder if I can modify it so that it won't be noticed onstage.
Conversation (Starting Future outfit) I try to observe the other Umamusume onstage while also dancing... Data collection is no easy task.
Conversation (morning) I quite enjoy seeing you half asleep. No, don't read too much into it. It just means that I can experiment without trouble.
Conversation (afternoon) Trainer, let me know in advance if you need to take a nap. I'll have many preparations to make, after all.
Conversation (nighttime) If you're drinking coffee to rid yourself of drowsiness, then why not join me in an experiment instead? You will be more than wide-awake once I'm done.
Conversation (spring) According to one theory, butterfly scales have the ability to reduce air resistance. ...Shall we try implanting some into your legs?
Conversation (summer) Trainer, keep the room cool at all times, okay? The summer heat causes a significant decline in my cognitive functions.
Conversation (fall) I've thought up a great way to spend a long fall night—wait, what are you so on edge for?
Conversation (winter) To combat the cold, we must alter our thermoreceptors... No, for a fundamental solution—achoo! Ugh, I suppose turning on the heating would be faster.
Login bonus Looks like you got a login bonus!
Login bonus You're getting this tomorrow.
Moving to Enhance Great, let's start experimenting.
Moving to Story It's also necessary to look back over past data.
Moving to Race Oh, are you going to test the results of our research?
Archive Level Up Your Umamusume Archive level has increased. Is this the result of our research?
Valentine's Day gift Happy chocolate binge day, I suppose.

Conversation (low Energy) Hmmm, I suppose even I require more stamina to continue my research... Sigh...
Conversation (low Energy) Even if I run in this condition, I... Hmmm... A respite seems to be in order.
Conversation (Great Mood) I'm overflowing with more potential than ever before! Allow me to prove it to you!
Conversation (Great Mood) Heh-heh-heh... I feel superb! Yesterday's experiment was a grand success. I'm sure to achieve exceptional results now!
Conversation (Good Mood) Thanks to a dream in which I debated the constancy of light speed, my brain is now fully stimulated. In other words, I'm in perfect form today.
Conversation (Good Mood) Hmmm... My body feels rather limber. This will allow me to engage in my research with even greater concentration than usual.
Conversation (Normal Mood) Shall we get started right away? Sustaining motivation can be rather difficult.
Conversation (Normal Mood) My body temperature, heart rate, and other metrics are being maintained at their usual level. In summary, I feel as good as I always do.
Conversation (Bad Mood) Hngh... I'm feeling oddly tired... Well, we all have days like this...
Conversation (Bad Mood) I had wanted to try a new experiment, but... Sigh...
Conversation (Awful Mood) Ah... I'm not feeling well... But if I don't complete what's on today's schedule, it will affect my next experiment...
Conversation (Awful Mood) My motivation seems to be non-existent right now... Rest assured, I'll still do what I need to.
Selecting 3rd consecutive race Oh, another race? ...Good grief, what are you planning by trying to tire me out like this?
Selecting 4th consecutive race Collecting data from races is vital, but right now there's nothing to be gained except fatigue. We should devote ourselves to theoretical research for the moment.
Before a goal race (Great Mood) I'd say this perfect form is a testament to the fruits of my research!
Before a goal race (Great Mood) Ahh, I can't wait to prove my theory. Geez... If you keep teasing me like this, I'm going to get all hot and bothered!
Before a goal race (Great Mood) I can feel the heat coursing through my veins. ...Heh-heh, it's like every cell in my body is ordering me to run.
Before a goal race (Good Mood) Hmmm, the experiments appear to be a success so far. My form is satisfactory too, so all that's left is the result.
Before a goal race (Good Mood) Not bad. I'm rather motivated. Let's begin an experiment to see what kind of results I can achieve.
Before a goal race (Good Mood) Heh-heh-heh... I feel great. The magnificent physicality of these Umamusume have enhanced my motivation.
Before a goal race (Normal Mood) We didn't get as far as the cell multiplication experiment... but my form is satisfactory.
Before a goal race (Normal Mood) My form is acceptable—neither good nor bad... But what kind of result will this produce?
Before a goal race (Normal Mood) My form appears to be as per usual. Make sure you keep a detailed record of my results under normal circumstances.
Before a goal race (Bad Mood) Hmmm... How could I have gotten so absorbed in my research that I misjudged my alignments? Oh well, I will succeed nonetheless!
Before a goal race (Bad Mood) They do say failure is the key to success. Even if my form is lacking, there are things I can yet achieve.
Before a goal race (Bad Mood) I can't say I'm in good shape, so I should probably focus on observation today...
Before a goal race (Awful Mood) I suppose that not everything goes as planned... My form may be lacking, but I'll do what I can.
Before a goal race (Awful Mood) I feel... tired, but the cause is unknown. However, some things can only be gained under these circumstances. Sigh...
Before a goal race (Awful Mood) I'm in terrible condition! I just want to go home and sleep.
Training successful Let us begin.
Training successful By all means.
Training successful Sounds interesting!
Training successful (Wit) Leave it to me.
Training failed Hm?
Training failed (Wit) Oh?
Recreation Shall we go?
Recreation (summer camp) Not bad.
Career rank C to B Research is an everlasting endeavor, my dear guinea pig!
Career rank G to D Come, Trainer! Let us reverify it all!
Conversation (summer camp) My preparations are in order. How about you? Care for an original Tachyon energy drink?
Inspiration Oh, how exhilarating!
Friendship Training Allow me to observe.

2nd place This result means... the experiment was a success!
3rd place I've obtained some interesting data.
4th or 5th place Hm, a very interesting result.
6th place or lower A little more research may be necessary.
Activating a skill Well, let's get started!
Race start Come, it's time to race!

 

Let's get this experiment started.

 

I'll inspect every last inch!

 

How are you feeling, Tachyon?

 

I'm in great shape. ♪

 

Let's enjoy this to the fullest!

 

Heh-heh, by all means.

 

This is an Umamusume paradise...

 

Please refrain from drooling...

 

No experimenting on anyone.

 

Afraid I can't hear you!


Starting Allow me to observe.
Obtaining a Cutie Excellent.
Failing to obtain a Cutie Isn't the claw on this machine a bit weak?
Great success What a magnificent result!
Success I'd say it's so-so.
Failure We need to reconsider our approach.
Talked to No...
Talked to Hehe!
Talked to Hm...
Grabbing multiple Cuties How tremendous!
Dropping a Cutie So close...
Moving the claw Oh!
Idling Please continue.
Grabbing multiple Cuties Well, well!
Grabbing multiple Cuties Wonderful!
Dropping a Cutie Hmph...
Dropping a Cutie Good grief.


Concert Theater I hope we can both obtain something of value.
Concert Theater I have a concert coming up, so don't miss it.
Umamusume Story I believed that you were just a mere guinea pig, but I seem to have underestimated you.
Umamusume Selection I'm Agnes Tachyon. Do you require my aid?
Team Trials Now, let's expand our potential!
Team Trials Now then, let's start the experiment!
Winning in Team Trials A natural result.
Drawing in Team Trials We still gained something from this.
Losing in Team Trials We need to reconsider our approach.
Winning overall in Team Trials Our potential has expanded again!
Setting a high score in Team Trials A new record... This is an achievement.
Trainer Notes If you want to realize your potential, then join me!
Raising Support Card level Heh-heh... You can leave the support to me.
Uncapping Support Card We're one step closer to our full potential.
Changing outfit in Trainer Notes (uniform) A safe choice, but it's rather comfortable.
Talked to in Trainer Notes (uniform) I've ruined this uniform many times in my experiments...
Changing outfit in Trainer Notes (Starting Future outfit) It seems easy to install things in these clothes, but will they be able to withstand strenuous movement?
Talked to in Trainer Notes (Starting Future outfit) I suppose society considers this outfit cute, but I honestly don't get it.
Changing outfit in Trainer Notes (tach-nology) What do you think? This outfit really suits me, doesn't it?
Talked to in Trainer Notes (tach-nology) Aaah, when I put this on, I'm overwhelmed with the desire to research! Can I perform an experiment?
Changing outfit in Trainer Notes (casual outfit)
Talked to in Trainer Notes (casual outfit)
Changing outfit in Trainer Notes Mmm...
Talked to in Trainer Notes Now then, let's test the bounds of possibility!
Legend Race
Clearing Legend Race
Jukebox Oh, keep browsing. I'm just gathering some data.
Jukebox (Go This Way) The electronic beeping comforts me. Just like the brain wave measurements I took while listening to this—pure euphoria!
Jukebox (Winning the Soul) Blinding speed... Do they mean the speed of light, perhaps? Yes, that's it... we can learn from photons and their constant ways!
Notification (TP full) Well, well, looks like our TP is full. Shall we resume our experime—uh, training?
Notification (RP full) RP has been fully restored... Looks like we can enter a race. Hmm. Which sample should I take?