| Just an Acupuncturist, No Worries! ☆ | |
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One day, I bring Agnes Tachyon to the infirmary for a checkup. |
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Oh! A custo—I mean, a student! Hello! |
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Are you hurt? Sick? Stressed? Whatever it is, I treat it all! |
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Who are you?! |
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Well, considering you're at the academy infirmary, I'd say that makes me your trusty school nurse! Yup, just your average school employee! |
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...No you aren't? |
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Ahaha! Guess there's no fooling you. I suppose I should start by giving you my name. |
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Ahem! Allow me to introduce myself! |
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I am the (likely) savior of all Umamusume, the (self-proclaimed) legendary acupuncturist with the magic touch... |
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Sasami Anshinzawa |
The one and only Sasami Anshinzawa! See? No worries! ☆ |
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Agnes Tachyon |
...Ngh. There's a limit to how shady one can be, and this person goes well beyond it. |
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Sasami Anshinzawa |
Gosh! You sure seem worried! ☆ |
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Sasami Anshinzawa |
No matter! No matter! We've made our introductions, so lie down and let me put these needles to work! |
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Agnes Tachyon |
Huh? Do you plan on injecting some kind of chemical into me? I'm willing if that's the case... though it does seem a bit abrupt. |
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Sasami Anshinzawa |
Hahaha! No need to be scared! All I'm going to do is slip these extraordinary needles precisely into your chakra points. |
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Sasami Anshinzawa |
Then voilà, presto! Something indescribable will happen! |
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(This is indescribably sketchy...) |
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Sasami Anshinzawa |
And let me assure you, there's absolutely nothing sketchy about this at all! It's never gone anything less than perfectly! |
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Sasami Anshinzawa |
...For my master. |
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For your master?! What about for you?! |
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Sasami Anshinzawa |
Don't fret! This is my first time, so technically, I've never failed a patient either! |
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Sasami Anshinzawa |
And it's not like I have no experience! I spent ten years under a legendary master, fetching dri—I mean, training! |
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Sasami Anshinzawa |
See? No worries! ☆ |
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(We need to get outta here, stat!) |
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There's no way we're doing this. I take Agnes Tachyon and head for the door, when... |
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Sasami Anshinzawa |
W-wait! Where are you going?! |
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Sasami Anshinzawa |
You're Agnes Tachyon, aren't you?! The researcher trying to push beyond the limits of Umamusume-kind in the pursuit of ultimate speed! |
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You've heard of her? |
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Sasami Anshinzawa |
Have I heard of her? Of course I have! I'm a big fan! |
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Sasami Anshinzawa |
That's precisely why I'm here! To give you my support! Let me help you! |
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Sasami Anshinzawa |
Just give me a chance! Pleeease! |
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Agnes Tachyon |
Ahahaha! This looks to be quite amusing! What do you say, Trainer? |
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Sasami Anshinzawa |
Please! Pretty please with a carrot on top! I'll even let you choose which chakra I activate! |
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Sasami Anshinzawa |
I'm sure I won't mess up! |
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Sasami Anshinzawa |
Well... pretty sure. |
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Pretty sure?! |
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Sasami Anshinzawa |
I mean, it's on the sure side! That's good, right? Anyway, don't get hung up on the details! |
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Sasami Anshinzawa |
Let's get to the good stuff! Which chakra should I activate? Do you want a boost to your abilities? Your health? Or maybe your charm? |
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I smell danger in the air, but I figure there might—and I emphasize might—be a chance of getting something special out of this treatment. |
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What should we do? |
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Sasami Anshinzawa |
I see, I see. So you want me to activate the strength chakra? |
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Sasami Anshinzawa |
Then let's get started! Are you ready? There's no going back after! |
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Sasami Anshinzawa |
All right, leave it to me! Time to locate that chakra! Ollie, ollie, oxen free! |
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Sasami Anshinzawa |
Now, just relaaax... See? No worries! ☆ |
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Sasami Anshinzawa |
Aaand poke! |
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Agnes Tachyon |
...! |
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| 50%: Success | |
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Puncture Perfect! |
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Agnes Tachyon |
Heh-heh... hehehe... |
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Agnes Tachyon |
AHAHAHA! Wonderful! I feel truly invigorated! |
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Sasami Anshinzawa |
Gasp... You're kidding... It actually worked?! |
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Sasami Anshinzawa |
No waaay! I can't believe it! I'm a total genius! |
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Agnes Tachyon is overflowing with so much power she's almost unrecognizable! |
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We took a chance and it paid off! This is a great leap toward achieving our goal! |
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| Speed went up by 20. Stamina went up by 20. Power went up by 20. Guts went up by 20. Wit went up by 20. |
| 50%: Failure | |
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Agnes Tachyon |
...Ugh. |
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Agnes Tachyon |
Hey, Trainer. Come carry me, right now. Scratch all my plans for today. I'm going to sleep. And when I say sleep, I mean sleeep... |
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Agnes Tachyon's condition deteriorates rapidly. |
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Sasami Anshinzawa |
So... That's that, I guess... |
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Sasami Anshinzawa |
Well, would you look at the time? I should get going! Bye! ☆ |
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I should've known better than to test our luck. I'm not the one suffering, yet I'm full of regret. |
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| Mood went down. (-2) Speed went down by 15. Stamina went down by 15. Power went down by 15. Guts went down by 15. Wit went down by 15. Afflicted with Night Owl. |
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Sasami Anshinzawa |
I see, I see. So you want me to activate the winning chakra? |
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Sasami Anshinzawa |
Then let's get started! Are you ready? There's no going back after! |
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Sasami Anshinzawa |
All right, leave it to me! Time to locate that chakra! Ollie, ollie, oxen free! |
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Sasami Anshinzawa |
Now, just relaaax... See? No worries! ☆ |
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Sasami Anshinzawa |
Aaand poke! |
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Agnes Tachyon |
...! |
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| 60%: Success | |
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Puncture Perfect! |
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Agnes Tachyon |
Heh-heh... hehehe... |
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Agnes Tachyon |
AHAHAHA! Wonderful! I feel truly invigorated! |
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Sasami Anshinzawa |
Gasp... You're kidding... It actually worked?! |
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Sasami Anshinzawa |
No waaay! I can't believe it! I'm a total genius! |
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I can sense a huge improvement in Agnes Tachyon's skills! |
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We took a chance and it paid off! This is a great leap toward achieving our goal! |
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Obtained  Corner Recovery ○Corner Recovery ○コーナー回復○ Slightly recover endurance on a corner with efficient turning.. Obtained Straightaway RecoveryStraightaway Recovery直線回復 Slightly recover endurance on a straight.. |
| 40%: Failure | |
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Agnes Tachyon |
...Ugh. |
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Agnes Tachyon |
Hey, Trainer. Come carry me, right now. Scratch all my plans for today. I'm going to sleep. And when I say sleep, I mean sleeep... |
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Agnes Tachyon's condition deteriorates rapidly. |
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Sasami Anshinzawa |
So... That's that, I guess... |
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Sasami Anshinzawa |
Well, would you look at the time? I should get going! Bye! ☆ |
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I should've known better than to test our luck. I'm not the one suffering, yet I'm full of regret. |
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| Energy went down by 20. Mood went down. (-2) |
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Sasami Anshinzawa |
I see, I see. So you want me to activate the health chakra? |
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Sasami Anshinzawa |
Then let's get started! Are you ready? There's no going back after! |
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Sasami Anshinzawa |
All right, leave it to me! Time to locate that chakra! Ollie, ollie, oxen free! |
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Sasami Anshinzawa |
Now, just relaaax... See? No worries! ☆ |
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Sasami Anshinzawa |
Aaand poke! |
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Agnes Tachyon |
...! |
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| 80%: Success | |
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Puncture Perfect! |
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Agnes Tachyon |
Heh-heh... hehehe... |
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Agnes Tachyon |
AHAHAHA! Wonderful! I feel truly invigorated! |
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Sasami Anshinzawa |
Gasp... You're kidding... It actually worked?! |
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Sasami Anshinzawa |
No waaay! I can't believe it! I'm a total genius! |
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Agnes Tachyon's entire body is radiating a healthy glow! She's the absolute picture of health! |
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We took a chance and it paid off! This is a great leap toward achieving our goal! |
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| Max Energy went up by 12. Energy recovered by 40. Recovered from all negative conditions. |
| 20%: Failure | |
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Agnes Tachyon |
...Ugh. |
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Agnes Tachyon |
Hey, Trainer. Come carry me, right now. Scratch all my plans for today. I'm going to sleep. And when I say sleep, I mean sleeep... |
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Agnes Tachyon's condition deteriorates rapidly. |
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Sasami Anshinzawa |
So... That's that, I guess... |
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Sasami Anshinzawa |
Well, would you look at the time? I should get going! Bye! ☆ |
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I should've known better than to test our luck. I'm not the one suffering, yet I'm full of regret. |
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| Energy went down by 20. Mood went down. (-2) Afflicted with Practice Poor. |
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Sasami Anshinzawa |
I see, I see. So you want me to activate the charm chakra? |
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Sasami Anshinzawa |
Then let's get started! Are you ready? There's no going back after! |
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Sasami Anshinzawa |
All right, leave it to me! Time to locate that chakra! Ollie, ollie, oxen free! |
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Sasami Anshinzawa |
Now, just relaaax... See? No worries! ☆ |
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Sasami Anshinzawa |
Aaand poke! |
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Agnes Tachyon |
...! |
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Puncture Perfect! |
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Agnes Tachyon |
Heh-heh... hehehe... |
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Agnes Tachyon |
AHAHAHA! Wonderful! I feel truly invigorated! |
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Sasami Anshinzawa |
Gasp... You're kidding... It actually worked?! |
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Sasami Anshinzawa |
No waaay! I can't believe it! I'm a total genius! |
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Agnes Tachyon is overflowing with charm! She's bound to turn heads everywhere she goes! |
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We took a chance and it paid off! This is a great leap toward achieving our goal! |
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| Energy recovered by 20. Mood went up. (+1) Acquired Charming ○. |
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Agnes Tachyon |
...Ugh. |
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Agnes Tachyon |
Hey, Trainer. Come carry me, right now. Scratch all my plans for today. I'm going to sleep. And when I say sleep, I mean sleeep... |
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Agnes Tachyon's condition deteriorates rapidly. |
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Sasami Anshinzawa |
So... That's that, I guess... |
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Sasami Anshinzawa |
Well, would you look at the time? I should get going! Bye! ☆ |
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I should've known better than to test our luck. I'm not the one suffering, yet I'm full of regret. |
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| Energy went down by 10/20. Mood went down. (-1) May be afflicted with Practice Poor. |
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Sasami Anshinzawa |
Aw, c'mon! Don't be like that! |
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Tazuna Hayakawa |
Hey! You there! I hope you know trespassers will be prosecuted! |
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Sasami Anshinzawa |
Gah! I've been found out! |
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Sasami Anshinzawa |
Welp, I'm outta here! ☆ |
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Tazuna Hayakawa |
Hey! Stop right there! |
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Agnes Tachyon |
...Oh dear. |
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Agnes Tachyon |
Well, betting on potential is customary for me. With that sorted, why don't we get back to our routine? |
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Agreed. |
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I'm curious who this Anshinzawa character really is, but there's no use ruminating over it. Best to forget about today and move on. |
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Sasami Anshinzawa |
Had a change of heart, did you? No worries, it happens! |
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Sasami Anshinzawa |
Go ahead and tell me which chakra you want me to activate, then! |
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Sasami Anshinzawa |
Well?! Don't leave us in suspense! Wait a second... How long have I been here? |
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Tazuna Hayakawa |
Hey! You there! I hope you know trespassers will be prosecuted! |
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Sasami Anshinzawa |
Gah! I've been found out! |
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Sasami Anshinzawa |
Welp, I'm outta here! ☆ |
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Tazuna Hayakawa |
Hey! Stop right there! |
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The situation takes a sharp turn before I can make a decision. |
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What was that all about? Agnes Tachyon and I look at each other in bewilderment. |
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| Event ends |