~The Origin of Golshi Yakisoba~
It all began when I was still legally brunette, before I ever dumped rice flour on my head...
"Please, won't somebody buy my sauce? Please, the recipe's been passed down my family for generations. Ahh, poor me. No one will buy my sauce..."
Defeated and on the verge of resignation, I began making a sand castle on the beach.
Suddenly, the Umamusume bodhisattva Guanyin broke the water, with hair like fine pearls and beauty so radiant she literally glowed. She opened her mouth and said to me—
"O Golshi, the answer you seek is yakisoba. You must make yakisoba with that sauce. Do so, and the sauce—as well as your name—will be famous throughout the world. Also, why don't you try racing or something?"
And that's how Golshi's hip-hop happenin' yummy yakisoba was born. The end, everyone lived happily ever after.
So yeah, that's the legend this hanging scroll's depicting. Huh? You think Umamusume Guanyin's the spitting image of me? Yeah, yeah, you gotta work on some less cliche pickup lines, my friend. ☆
It all began when I was still legally brunette, before I ever dumped rice flour on my head...
"Please, won't somebody buy my sauce? Please, the recipe's been passed down my family for generations. Ahh, poor me. No one will buy my sauce..."
Defeated and on the verge of resignation, I began making a sand castle on the beach.
Suddenly, the Umamusume bodhisattva Guanyin broke the water, with hair like fine pearls and beauty so radiant she literally glowed. She opened her mouth and said to me—
"O Golshi, the answer you seek is yakisoba. You must make yakisoba with that sauce. Do so, and the sauce—as well as your name—will be famous throughout the world. Also, why don't you try racing or something?"
And that's how Golshi's hip-hop happenin' yummy yakisoba was born. The end, everyone lived happily ever after.
So yeah, that's the legend this hanging scroll's depicting. Huh? You think Umamusume Guanyin's the spitting image of me? Yeah, yeah, you gotta work on some less cliche pickup lines, my friend. ☆