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Oh, you wanna know what the horse is doing? Let me tell you—it’s out here redefining the laws of physics, okay? It just moonwalked past a hay bale while wearing sunglasses, then started doing calculus on a chalkboard for no reason. Five seconds later, it pulled out a ukulele and started jamming to Wonderwall. And now? Now it’s in the corner, playing poker with three raccoons and a goose wearing a monocle.
The horse? Oh, the horse is thriving.
your mom (neigh)
